Shamelessly ripping off Lisa Barone’s post of last week, I waded through a list of 6,819 unique search engine queries to the SEMpdx website in order to share with you some interesting nuggets:

Joanna Lord (88 searches #4 most searched query):  Many more people searched for Joanna on our site, based upon one e-interview, than me even though I’ve written the bulk of the content.  So, to let everyone know:

JOANNA LORD ISN’T AFFILIATED WITH SEMPDX (THOUGH SHE SPOKE AT OUR LAST SEARCHFEST EVENT AND WILL SPEAK AT THE NEXT ONE).  SHE RUNS HTTP://WWW.YOURJOBSTOP.COM .  SHE USED TO LIVE IN LOS ANGELES BUT SHE JUST MOVED TO SEATTLE, THAT SECOND CLASS NORTHWESTERN CITY JUST TO THE NORTH OF PORTLAND ON I-5.  (…stops to catch my breath…)

Nah, we cool :.)

Dollar Tree Complaints (74 searches) and Royal Caribbean Internet Access (47 searches) (plus a huge number of long tail searches for each).  This show the power of calling out a company on a “prominent” blog and the affect it can have.  In the case of Dollar Tree, extremely good publicity.  In the case of Royal Caribbean…I’m still waiting.

Portland Trucker Hat:  It’s always a good idea to keep this picture in front of the public…

Portland Trucker Hat

John Andrews pantomime:  John Andrews will be speaking at SearchFest 2010…tickets are available now.  I do not know if pantomime will be part of John’s presentation.

Vanessa Fox + strippers, Six Pack Strippers:  Expect the unexpected at our SEMpdx Monthly events :.)

Art appreciation for kids Salvador Dali:  I’m a huge Dali fan but at best, most of his paintings would have to be rated PG-13…I’m not sure I’d use Dali to introduce kids to art.

Honey Bucket Portland Oregon Reviews (a win for Bing):  For those who don’t know, they provide “portable toilets” to construction sites, events, etc. in the Portland area…perhaps you’ve used one?

Glen Campbell’s Band-"todd":  Again, for those who don???t know, I’m not touring with Glen Campbell at the present time…

The Big Sexy Summit:  I wasn’t invited :.(

How Can I Type My Name Into The Google Toolbar:  With both hands, though if you’re using a portable device, I recommend the two finger approach.

Is It Weird To Go On A Caribbean Cruise With Just Guys:  Talking about changing the context of a post…

How To Be Perceived As Warm And Fuzzy:  Talking about changing the context of a post…

Old Viagra Meta Keywords Tag:  <meta name="keywords" content="Old Viagra">

Do It Yourself Viagra:  Google second page…could have made some $$$ on affiliate ads.

Toddmintz wife kids domains:  Glad you asked…they are https://www.danikamintz.com, https://www.hayleymintz.com, and https://www.cademintz.com

Hayley Abs:  I’ll be sure to tell my daughter about this…it will make her day.

Half+Shirt:  No, I didn’t pose thusly for our blog.

Sex+Small, Yahoo Small Business Web Sex:  No comment :.)    

Genesis Chapter 1:  Because we always end posts in an uplifting manner.

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